Some Things I like About My Girlfriend (Cleaned Up For Publication)

1. Her intelligence
2. Her wit
3. Her sense of humor
4. Her personal style and taste, including (but not limited to)
1. Choice in clothes
2. Ability to look put together and stylish at all times
3. Choice in music
4. Interior decoration abilities
   
5. Her catholic interest in the world around her
6. The way she smells
7. The way she looks first thing in the morning
8. Her insight and interpretive abilities, including (but not limited to)
1. Social situations
2. Movies
3. Books
9. The way she looks in candlelight
10. The way her hand feels in mine
11. Her inate sense of modesty
    
12. The way she feels in the dark
13. Her beautiful, perfect body, including perfectly curved lines everywhere you look (further details omitted in deference to item 11)
    
14. Her beautiful smile
15. Her wonderful hazel eyes that flash green
16. Her lovely, graceful hands
17. The way item 13 feels to the touch
18. The way she responds when touched or kissed
19. The way she cooks
20. Her laugh
21. The way she tells stories
22. Her awareness of and appreciation of subtleties
23. Discussing things with her
24. The way she looks in:
1. Slacks
2. Dresses
3. Skirts
4. Shorts
5. Pajamas
6. Tank tops
   
7. Jeans
8. Very little
9. Red
25. Her views on:
1. Politics
2. Morals
3. Ethics
4. History
5. Philosophy
6. The law
7. Movies
8. Fiction
9. Television
26. Her handwriting
27. Her attention to and appreciation for detail
28. Holding her hand
1. While walking
2. In movie theaters
3. While driving
4. Sitting on the couch
29. Her extraordinary color perception
30. Her very nice teeth
31. Her wonderful grace of movement
32. Going out to eat with her
33. Her proofreading abilities
34. Her interest in travel
35. Her focus on doing right even when it is extremely difficult to do so